Who I’d like to Meet
A guy who will lie in bed and listen to postseason baseball games on the radio* with me at 11:39 p.m. on a weekday night. Must punch the mattress after a two out walk turns into a go-ahead run and never-say-never ever even when a career .092 batter is standing in in the 9th inning against a closer who has an opponent batting average of .170 during the season. Those who are not Yankees fans are especially encouraged to apply. The classified poster is a San Francisco Giants fan but believes passion supersedes loyalty when it comes to interaction with other fans and love of baseball (as opposed to indifference or ignorance) trumps all.
*The radio part is crucial. None of this TV/TBS/Joe Buck business will be tolerated.